


Danny and Majids tour of the great continent Asia.
With the worry of my passport becoming full before the trip had come to close, my first priority in Chiang Mai was to visit the U.K Consulate and send off for a new passport. I had to send the application to Hong Kong and it will be getting returned to the embassy in Bangkok. This way I dont have to wait for its return in Chiang Mai. Still got hit by -150 squids, ugghhhh!
Because some other people who were supposed to be trekking with us had to delay by one day, the hotel gave us an extra free night! To postpone for one day - fine with us. Instead we had such an action packed day. First off, we visited the tiger kingdom, where you are able to enter the tigers cage's and lay next to them for some amazing pictures. The tigers look more sedated than a crack addict, but we were told (after our visit) that a German girl had been bitten really badly back in January (sucks to be her) so I guess we caught them on a happy day. Next up, we went to watch the snake show. They had cobras, king cobras, Burmese pythons and some little jumping snakes doing all sorts of crazy Steve Irwin stuff. The highlight was when they had a boy of 4, max, taming the snakes and missing some of their strikes by millimeters.
Me and Maj wanted to check out one of the local Thai boxing gyms in Chiang Mai in case we do return in July. The gym was outdoors, so it didnt take long at all for both of us to be completely drained. It was a great session though, and Maj (pro Thai boxing champion) gave it the thumbs up. That night we actually did go to see the pro's in some Muay Thai action. The highlight being Sagat V.s. Tony Jaa V.s. Bruce Irvin in a threeway blindfolded match! Ok, that didnt really happen, but there really was a threeway blindfolded bout, dont believe us? Wait till we get home for the exclusive video. theres a great part where the referee takes a haymaker, but soon gets his revenge on the unlucky swinging fool. The fights were great entertainment, although the final fight was definately fixed, since an Aussie fighter kicked the shit out of a Thai for some title, but ended up losing from the judges decision. Bias.
So next up, the trek. The gang from Vietnam were the ones who recommended us to do the trek here in Chinag Mai, and it was great advice. We travelled north of Chiang Mai towards the jungles and started things off by going for an Elephant ride. With us having already travelled India and the other south-east asian countries you'll probably be surprised that this was our first elephant ride of the trip. We were saving it for Thailand, the elephants here are more magical and grant you a wish if they like you. They didnt like us. My elephant (since I drew the short straw, (literally) and I was with a French couple) sprayed me with water every chance he got, my trainers were soaked! Im glad in a way that I got to travel on the other elephant since I got to sit in the drivers seat, but elephants have a really spiky head, serious chafing. The girls and Maj went on the big poppa elephant. Before we even headed out on foot, we had a sleep at a small village waiting for the heat to cool down a little, it wasn't far to the next village so we were in no particular rush. During the village to village walk we passed loads of lychee trees, and since they were not fully ripe they were still sour, but tasted gorgeous. After reaching the village the lads headed out to have a footy match, which ended in a 7-6 win to the fricking tribes people. They were good players. The Frenchy on our team was weak though, should have fed him to the pigs on the sidelines (not you girls). After washing up, we ate some lovely green curry, and then waited for the nights entertainment, which consisted of the children from the village dancing and singing for us, to sound of the opium mans guitar. By the way, Mr Opium man needs a mention. Throughout the trek this guy constantly smoked opium and from we knew, never slept. He would smoke till the early hours then go hunting rabbits at night. A true legend from the trip, he was the most insane shot with a slingshot too. Even better than Zelda.
Day two involved a shitload more trekking, with a stop at a waterfall to cool down. We saw a green snake in tree too (hows that for descriptive). When we reached the nights destination we had a few drinks and played some games. The funniest being black pancake - a quick thinking game where if you messed up the sequence you got the black hand of Diddie wiped on your face. You can check the pics to see who the worst players were.
Our final day was a little more walking (for the record, this trek was the easiest walk of my life, me and Maj travelled further in 4 hours in Nepal, than we did in three days here). The last segment of the trek was to bamboo raft down a stream covered with bamboo reeds and low trees. With it being the hottest time of year, the dry season meant the stream was particularly low, and we had to get off the raft several times for it to move forwards. That was annoying. But at least it made up for our loss back in Guilin, China on the Li river.
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